We recently received a subset of ‘official’ photos from a stylish wedding we attended in December, amongst which was this one of Ruby and Louie. Given the situation was posh frocks and lush hotel surroundings, it just seemed to invite a possible caption - any ideas?

22/02/2008 at 05:45 pm
Louis: “Good haul tonight luv….Here’s your cut.”
22/02/2008 at 05:51 pm
And who the ‘ell is LOUIS anyway?
22/02/2008 at 05:55 pm
Louie: “So, one more time…. If the camera is the goal and the glass is the goalie, and I shoot from here….”
22/02/2008 at 05:59 pm
Louie, pushing down hard: “L-O-U-I-E- -W-O-Z-…..”
22/02/2008 at 06:08 pm
“Before finishing his champagne, Ted had mysteriously fallen victim to spontaneous human combustion…..”
26/02/2008 at 11:27 pm
Don’t think that last one can be beaten - absolutely priceless!!