18/03/2008 by Rob.

Here’s our new FMV 3 series convertible…….hot off the factory floor……  

No pedals…cut out the middle man, and put your best feet forward!

Air conditioning self-regulating - just speed up or slow down!

Only 100 yards on the sundial, and a spare wheel in the boot….

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27/02/2008 by Rob.

Did anyone else experience the earthquake last night??

I was sitting at the PC at 12.55am, about to log off for the night, when my chair started wobbling. Cursing that extra potato at lunch, I looked to my left, only to see my La-Z-Boy rocking back and forth!

Was it a poltergeist? Had one of Paul’s fiendish monstrosities come to life behind me, and was even now pounding across the floor? I looked over my shoulder to see…..nothing. 

Then everything stopped as quickly as it had started. Was it an hallucination? A waking dream? Or was it…something else?

Just then, Paul came in from next door, where he had been tossed around in bed. All his bookshelves had been shaken.

‘Was that an earthquake, do you think?’ he queried.

‘Probably,’ I replied. ‘It’ll be on the news tomorrow.’

And it was. Epicentre in Lincolnshire….effects felt all the way down to Brighton.

I’d been lying on a couch in my parent’s house when the last one hit 25 years ago. The couch was shaking as though the cat had caught its claw in the fabric and was trying desparately to free itself.

Aware of the San Andreas Fault in California, at the time I put the quake down to the San Denham Fart…could it be the same again? And why was Paul in Lincolnshire in the first place…..?

The plop thickens……

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02/02/2008 by Rob.

Following a heated discussion last night, you will no doubt be pleased to hear that if, one day, the Usual Suspects end up stranded in the Andes, with no food to sustain them, and cannibalism the only option…..

then Mr Denham has kindly agreed to donate his buttocks to Steve, should the topic arise.

Please make a mental note.

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16/10/2007 by Paul E.

Here’s my latest modelling shenanigans.                                                                  

Make up by Alex Guma. Grrrr!! by me.

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15/10/2007 by Paul E.

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27/09/2007 by Paul D.

Two thoughts came into my head this morning (amongst others, obviously….) on my way to work.

One of them was of a very rare occurrence, the other was of something I’ve never ever seen or heard of before.

Both of them happened this morning, shortly after me thinking about them…

Based on the premise that ‘these things happen in threes’, I shall today be buying a EuroMillions ticket.

And having owned these shoes for several months and being constantly irritated by a loud and annoying squeek from the right heel at every step, (very embarrassing whilst cruising down the office) they have this morning, fell silent…..

A strange day indeed, and it’s only 9am.

P.

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